‘Are You a Pandemic? Because I Want to Lock You Down’: Hilarious #SocialDistancingPickUpLines Trend on Twitter

As cabin fever begins to set in for many Americans, the bored — and perhaps your new “Prince Charmin” — have taken to Twitter for their entertainment.

On Thursday evening, the hashtag #SocialDistancingPickUpLines set politics aside and let everyone have a little fun.

If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere

— Leanne Sandusky (@LeanneSandusky) March 19, 2020

Without further ado, here are some of the best:

"I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/IV7lT1Nnl3

— Hollywood Exposed (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020

I might have a dad bod, but I've got a 6 pack at home#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/qjX7uZuKwA

— Michael F. (@Mich_Ferrari) March 19, 2020

Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines

— Vixera (@carpe_flamma) March 19, 2020

interested in making some weekend travel plans?#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/wS8tnu6gOh

— Brian Beard (@bbeard76) March 19, 2020

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be in the highest tax bracket and then I'd be able to get tested for coronavirus." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

— Jill in Virusland (@Jillinvirusland) March 19, 2020

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/nk3l7rzubt

— Roman Phoenix (@RomanPhoenix4) March 19, 2020

#SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf. 😂 pic.twitter.com/3HomeHkfxJ

— Poeticgirl86 (@poeticgirl86) March 19, 2020

I'd jump in front of a sneeze for you #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/CepeBMprGb

— Leona McK (@leonamckernan25) March 19, 2020